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Chemical Structure T-Shirt "Caffeine" Molecule

1,3,7-trimethylxanthine, C8H10N4O2

Caffeine molecule chemical structure in orange, printed on front.

Caffeine is a very common substance that is contained in chocolate, soft drinks, tea, coffee, and can also be purchased as capsules, tablets, or powder. Caffeine increases heartbeat, respiration, basal metabolic rate, and the production of stomach acid and urine; and it relaxes smooth muscles, notably the bronchial muscle.

Subjectively, people report that caffeine gives them a "lift." They feel less drowsy, less fatigued, more capable of rapid and sustained intellectual effort. They also report improved performance of some manual tasks such as driving. However, caffeine may restore only those abilities or feelings the person had before fatigue or boredom set in. Studies have also shown that caffeine decreases reaction time to both visual and auditory stimuli; it does not significantly alter numerical reasoning (arithmetic skills) or short-term memory; and it can diminish performance of manual tasks that involve delicate muscular coordination and accurate timing.

NOTE: To protect the innocent (and not-so-innocent), the actual name of the chemical/drug is not printed on the shirt, only adding to your intellectual superiority as the commoners around you scratch their heads and wonder why they didn't learn that symbol in college. But then again, they probably didn't take chemistry in college. Or even go to college for that matter. Or to high school.

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